What is a Kiss?
Friday, November 4, 2005Ok, ok, my emotions last week were pretty much a roller coaster ride, but now I am feeling very happy indeed to the point of mushiness. So let me present to you all the definition of different kinds of kisses, as expounded by one of the members of VA. Needless to say, I have experienced some, (maybe all) of the following..
A KISS - mutual exchange of bodily fluids in the oral cavity, not very hygenic
There are several types of kisses:
The Linger - Usually it’s the smack on the cheek or lips then follwed by a lingering look if the next level should be taken.
The Spinefreeze - the kiss that travels all the way down your spine, shivers, goosebumps and all - aka kilig factor.
The Zombie - That devastating kiss that usually leave men or women catatonic. The kiss is so powerful the some reaction would be-slapping one’s own face, pinching one self, total loss of words.
The Antigravity - The kiss that leaves one enlightened, floating sensation. As if the receipient suddenly sprouted wings and have defied gravity. Also have an affinity to the song ‘I’m Walking On Sunshine”.
The Scorcher - The kiss sends all hormones to overdrive. Usually followed by an astounding rate of removal of clothing WITHOUT even breaking the kiss.
The Iron Lung - That notoriously heavily concentrated kiss that leaves a couple oblivious to time and environment. Usually a marathon stretching from 4-5 hours of non stop liplock with 60 second breathers just to come up for fresh air.
The Jelly Tongue - You’re not his/her type. Yet when you kiss goodnight, he/she probes very deep, suck your tongue out of your lips. And then says, I’m glad to have you as a friend. Like the nature of jelly, the kisser usually have no sense of direction, always wiggling around.
chomp!
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